Farmer Names Cow ‘Bonnie Blue’ After She Escapes and Outruns 30 Bulls in 30 Minutes

A farmer has dubbed his adventurous cow Bonnie Blue after she made a daring escape from her pen and found herself in the company of 30 eager bulls. This unexpected escapade has left the farmer both furious and somewhat entertained.

The Australian farmer, Zele Angus, took to TikTok to share the wild story, revealing that Bonnie Blue, who was in heat, had a rather eventful 30 minutes with the bulls. “Every single one’s done her,” he exclaimed, clearly exasperated by the situation. “They now don’t want to let her go,” he added, shaking his head in disbelief.

In the viral video, which has garnered over two million views and an impressive 250,000 likes, Angus captures the aftermath of Bonnie’s escapade. “She’s decided to jump in a pen of 30 bulls because she’s on heat,” he explains to his followers, as the camera pans to the limping cow trying to escape the enthusiastic bulls. “They’ve been with her for 30 minutes, every single one’s done her,” he reiterates, showcasing the chaos that ensued.

As the camera follows Bonnie, who is clearly overwhelmed, Angus humorously calls her a “stupid b****” and jokes about leaving her with the bulls. “I loved it for the first minute,” he quips, adding a touch of humor to the absurdity of the situation. “I want you to picture a cow running through a gate – 30 bulls chasing after her – those bulls have never been with a cow before and they are not ready to let her go.”

After a brief but chaotic encounter, Angus managed to retrieve Bonnie from the bulls. As she walked back to the other cows, he impersonated her with a cheeky remark: “Oh hi, girls I’m back. Yeah, I slept with all of them.” His playful banter continued as he expressed his frustration with the frisky cow, giving her the nickname Bonnie Blue and calling her “T-four the w****.”

Angus pointed out that Bonnie was covered in what appeared to be various bodily fluids, exclaiming, “Look at ya, you’re covered in slobber.” He then humorously questioned if she was sore from her little adventure, further adding to the comedic nature of the situation.

Social media users quickly flocked to the comments section, drawing amusing comparisons between Bonnie and a certain adult film star. One user cleverly remarked, “Bonnie Blue… meet Bonnie Moo.” Another commenter noted, “She’s looking at you like it’s your fault,” to which Angus responded, revealing his tongue-in-cheek reasoning for Bonnie’s scandalous behavior: “She has daddy issues.”

@zeleangus Sorry for all the swearing in this video guys, sometimes these cattle they really test you… meet Bonny #farmer #farming #youngfarmer #gippsland #australia #farmlife #farmboy #angus #cattle #fyp #funny #laugh #naughty ♬ original sound - Zele Angus

Despite the chaos, some commenters were supportive of Bonnie’s adventurous spirit, with one stating, “Heaven forbid a girl has a hobby.” This lighthearted take on the situation has resonated with many, showcasing the humorous side of farm life and the antics of its inhabitants.